Undertale - Killed me

Hey guys remember when people were all over they hype train for five nights at freddy's? Well no more. After the great and legendary game of undertale came out everybody jumped off that train and climbed on to this one. Also a lot of people from homestuck jumped this train as well.

Btw spoiler alert soooooooo.................

The game is about a little boy who falls into the underground world that has been colonized by monsters after monsters lost a war against humans when they lived in the overworld.

The game has many interesting and inspired characters such as Toriel (goat mother figure to the main character and helps you to learn about how the game works), Sans (funny skeleton character always making jokes and not taking anything seriously. Don't fuck with him though. you will have a bad time.), Papyrus (sans' younger skeleton brother who is always getting mad at sans for being lazy. is kinda dumb), Undyne (Hyper and over acting warrior fish lady in charge of the royal guard.), Alphys (lesbian lizard scientist who is madly in love with undyne. really nervous.), Flowey (flower that is like your guardian devil. he knows what you have done and will hold it against you. very complex character.), Asgore (Goat man who wants to go back to the surface and get revenge on the fumans after collecting your soul.), Asriel (your best friend.), Frisk (the fallen human.) and Chara (you).

There are so many other characters I could mention but I feel like I would leave some out.

There are many places to go in the game such as the ruins, Snowdin, waterfall, hotland, core and new home. In each region you can meet new creatures and characters that just makes the game super fantastic.

In the game there are three ways to play the game: Neutral (a failed or incomplete version of pacifist or genocide or just the run you do to learn who the game works. Must be completed before starting pacifist), pacifist (the good way. Befriending all the main characters you meet along the way, not killing anyone and learning the truth of why you have come to the underground.) and Genocide (everyone dies. no mercy. no one leaves the underground alive. Sans is the final boss and he becomes your divine intervention. Chara is born. in other words, this is the true run.)

There is a fourth run you could do called the post-genocide true pacifist run where you play the pacifist route but with Chara's soul inside frisk. Your soul.

There are also so many secrets in this game such as in the music, hinting at you of the things you will come o face that you subconsciously new you would be ready for this moment. in the coding such as the ghost people encounters and the possible gaster of the game. there is even music in the codes like the gaster theme and song that might play when you fight sans.

This is game is super fantastic and i'm pretty sad that I didn't play this game as soon as it came out.

This game is my most played game of 2015 and i have played it for a long time in the first two months of 2016 and I give this game (not fucking kidding) a 9.9999999999999999999999/10 (nothing is perfect




except this game) 10/10 BOOM.

Thank you toby fox for not trying to just milk the money and for making this funny, clever, witty, smart, sad, emotionally scarring and beautiful little game.







 

Response to final dlc to come out for ssb4

Since the last post i made about the DLC characters a lot, and I mean A LOT, of DLC has come out with many characters and maps. The final DLC they came out with (corrin and bayonetta) was a great DLC and with that I felt they went out with a bang. They are really fun characters to play and I'm glad they have been added.

That is all I have to say about the final DLC release of ssb4 and I don't know if they are making another game or not but so far I think it is over and it was one hell of a ride nintendo.

Thank you for this game series and thank you for they joy you've given some and the rage that you have caused others to feel.

Thank you sakurai and we hope you do fine in your future.

PS: I FUCKING CALLED IT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. FROM MEWTWO COMING OUT THROUGH THE CLUB NINTENDO CODE I CALLED BAYONETTA COMING TO SMASH DLC AND SHE WAS THE LAST ONE TOO. THE LAST FUCKING ONE. I would like to thank nintendo for allowing me to go out with a bang as well. FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Not gonna lie that felt great.

Super Smash bros. 4 recent DLC and any possible upcoming DLC

As you guys may know, some recent add-ons where added to Super Smash Bros. 4 on June 14th this year. This DLC included Lucas from Earthbound and SSBB, Roy from Fire Emblem and SSBM, and Ryu from Super Street Fighter and is new to the SSB franchise. There where also two maps and nine mii skins added. The maps added where Dream Land from SSB64 and Suzaku Castle which is also new to the smash bros. franchise. The nine skins added where the Isabelle hat and outfit, The Heihachi wig and outfit, the Akira wig and outfit, the Jacky wig and outfit, the Zero helmet and armour, the MegaMan.EXE helmet and armour, the inkling wig and outfit and the inkling squid hat. All these add-ons where introduced at E3 2015 on June 14th this year. Mewtwo and other Mii skins where added earlier as well.

I am in love with the SSB franchise. It's my favourite series in the world and many others agree. After the release of these add-ons, many people all over the internet have been discussing any possible add-ons that may be coming soon. There was announcement at E3 saying that Hyrule Castle and Peach's Castle from SSB64 will be added at a later date but people are mostly discussing characters that may be added. Many people are hoping that older SSB characters like Wolf, Ice Climbers and Pichu may be added. I think wolf may be added but Ice Climbers and Pichu may not be. People also want new characters to be introduced. Some top picks where Bayonetta, Inkling, Banjo Kazooie and Shadow. When it comes to SSB4, I think Bayonetta has the best chance of getting into the game but the chance is still low. I don't think nintendo wants to add any new major characters. As for new SSB games, Bayonetta, Inkling and Shadow have very high chances but Banjo Kazooie does not. Bayonetta is a Wii U exclusive character so she has a very high chance. Inkling may not be added to SSB4 because the game Splatoon is very recent and there are inkling mii costumes but many people want them to be characters so they probably will be added in the next game. Banjo Kazooie, in my opinion, has no chance of being in this game or the next game. Banjo Kazooie is legally owned by Microsoft. Even though Microsoft is OK with Banjo being the next game, nintendo doesn't want Microsoft involved. Out of the characters that have a chance, Shadow has the least. He my be in the next game but not in this one because he already is an assist trophy. As for other characters people want in the game, I will mention that in a different post.

That's what I think of the SSB4 DLC. If you guys have anything to say, leave a comment below.


Thats it.

Cya  

My personal conclusion to the theories of Five Nights at Freddy's

Hey guys. I forgot to completely mention this in 2014 but I was very in love with the Five Nights at Freddy's games and the story behind it. I never really played the game myself but I would watch others play it and read theories and stories about it. Many people were arguing that fact that in Five Nights at Freddy's 1 and 2, the phone guy was the man who killed the 5 kids and stuffed them in the 5 main suits of the first Five Nights at Freddy's game (Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy and Golden Freddy). But with the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 3, people have completely abandoned that idea because they keep saying that phone guy was alive in Five Nights at Freddy's 3 and that the purple guy isn't because of spring trap or that the phone guy warned him not to go into the spring trap suit.

After hearing all of this, I realized something that I haven't seen anyone mention about the Five Nights at Freddy's theories. People have forgot about the first game. In the first game, phone guy was alive until night 4, where we here the sound of Freddy killing him. First I think why would he go after the phone guy in the first place but then with the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 3, I realize that spring trap was in the first game. On the 5th night we hear an audio tape of an animatronic that we have never heard but sounds like there is some human in the voice. So that is 1 reason I think phone guy is spring trap because Freddy put him in the suit.

But that is not enough, lets go back to the fact that Freddy attacked this man, why would he. We see in the final clip of Five Nights of Freddy's 3 a dead kids spirit chasing a man into the spring trap suit. That kid was a spirit belonging to the suit but then you think why this kid. I say that he represents the spirit of Freddy's suit because Scott and/or any other game/story writer would have the main character get the showdown and we also hear the sound of Freddy on the recording finally get phone guy.

You read me say that I said that why would they go after phone guy and I explained it but why do they go after you. Game Theory said that maybe you where the murderer but with the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 2, he said it was the phone guy. We also saw that at the end of Five Nights at Freddy's 3 that before purple guy ran into the suit, he was holding something that looked like phone. When I saw that I thought "Scott, you finished it and helped us all thank you." I was wrong because there was no way he was going to let us get off that easy.

I thought for a second. What order are the games even in. Game Theory thought that it was possibly 3, 2 then 1 but that was before the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 3. I thought to myself maybe it was 2, 1 and 3 because at the end of night 6, the place burns down with no new release. But then I thought that maybe it was 2, 3, 1 because the phone guy was alive in Five Nights at Freddy's 3 but died in 1. Then I thought maybe it was regular and it was just 1, 2, 3 because in the second they talked about how the originals were scrapped and used for new animatronics and they said they would reopen with less budget which they did. I didn't know what the answer was.

The last thing that I thought about and what I keep thinking about is a fact that everyone else looked at once and dismissed which is the fact that why would would you keep coming and coming back to this terrible place if you had a great chance of death. Game Theory said that it was because you would fall asleep and it was a dream telling you that you should feel guilt for the kids you killed and that you keep coming back to that night over and over again.

I thought about this game so much but my final decision was this; Scott Cawthon's idea of this game is like the Doctor from Doctor Who keeping the name secret. Doctor Who is so interesting and one reason that proves that is because he never says his name and if he did, the show would be less interesting and it would lose many fans because the biggest secret of that show was exposed. That is probably why Scott made this game. He has made this game so that people could discuss and think about the theories, stories and philosophies that the game represents. If he told us the meaning of the game, we would all be over it and to be honest disappointed because one of the biggest secrets that we gamers, nerds, geeks, internet trolls, internet addicts and some writers even have tried to look for would have been revealed and he wants it that way so we can keep talking about it.

So my theory goes beyond the game itself. I think that the whole theory behind it is that he wants people to sit down with their friends or on the computer so that people can work together to find something that will never be found.

I conclude by saying that Scott Cawthon is one of my favourite game creators not because of gameplay but because of the idea behind it itself and I can talk to my friends about these theories and we end up no where. Thank you Scott Cawthon and thanks for Five Nights at Freddy's. My rating for this game is 10 out 10. Enjoy it guys.t

Banjo Kazooie series

Dear readers,

Before I talk about these games, I would just like to say that I haven't played that much of these games because every single good n64 emulator is for FUCKING PC but my friend has it on his phone and it was fun while it lasted.

I should also say that these games where made by a company made by the gods, rare ware. They where amazing at making games until they shoved themselves up their ass by selling them selves to microsoft and later I will explain what I mean when say "Present Rare Ware, go fuck yourself up the ass with a trident."

These games are about a bear named Banjo and his bird companion, Kazooie. Banjo also lives with his sister but I do not know her name and I really don't care. They also live beside an evil witch named Gruntilda who decides to kidnap Banjo's sister so you have to go around Gruntilda's house going to different worlds collecting different items and beating the levels so that later you could beat Gruntilda and get your sister back. After that it's the end and every body lives happily ever after.

They also made two other games after that call Grunty's revenge and Banjo Tooie but i never played those ones so you guys can play it for yourselves.

Years after those games people waited for the wonderful 2nd sequel (Grunty's Revenge don't count) of this series but the game didn't come out.

Now it is time to hear the horrors of this wonderful gaming series.

Rare Ware made one other Banjo Kazooie in 2008. Finally, the game I've been waiting for, the game everyone has been waiting for, Banjo threeie. Wait, no, it wasn't called that, it was called Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts for Xbox 360. Not nintendo but okay another Banjo Kazooie game. I couldn't wait to play this game. I opened the game and wow did Banjo and Kazooie get fat. The game had good graphics and stuff but then I saw something fucked up. The game is played with........ FUCKING STUPID ASS PEICE OF SHIT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS HBFU EOU HEOH DH PIUDFH F HFH HFK BBR. You make your own car and you travel around in this really frigging empty world.

Banjo Kazooie: 7/10. It was fun I just need to play it more.
Banjo Tooie and Grunty's Revenge: ?/10. Haven't played them for more then 5 seconds.
Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts: Shit/10. Lets have a public burning of all copies of this game.

Thank you and by.

Youtube channel may be up

Hey guys, I have a youtube channel that I don't use that much but I have decided that I might start actually doing shit on the channel. But at the same time, I am one of the busy people so it may take me until summer or march break to start up the channel legit. Thank you guys for your support and I will see you again.

-Thomas
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