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Saturday, 9 November 2013

Black ops 1 and 2- which is better

Hi guys, me again. I haven't written any posts for sooooooo long but I'm back because I'm bored of jacking off to princess peach.

Anyways, I'm here 2 talk about which is better, Call of Duty, Black Ops 1 or 2 and I own both so this is going to be easy for me and some of other C0D fans. Well lets start with the campaigns. In black ops 1 the story was much better and it had some awesome plot twists like when Alex Mason thought that the guy he met from Vorkuda ( Victor Reznov ) was still alive through the whole game until Hudson tells Alex that Reznov died in Vorkuda. Also the texture of the game felt right to me. In black ops 2, they added many new things like choosing your class before the game and having a choice of what to do to see how the story plays out. But the story wasn't that good, i didn't like the texture as much as the first one and I didn't like how they had no twists in the story.

 The second thing that I wanted to talk about is the multiplayer. In black ops one I thought that the weapons and class making where a lot better because the texture and the power of the weapons felt right to me and they where much more fun to use. The bots and the online multiplayer was much better. In black ops 2 one thing I found much better was how you can have these things called wild cards that allow you to make your class a lot better like you can have a second primary weapon, a second lethal or additional perks aside from 3. BUT NOTHING ELSE!!! The multiplayer wasn't as good as the first.

And last but no least, READING RAINBOW!!!!!! JK its the zombies. In black ops 1 the zombies felt more like a story and in the maps there was so much to do. There's a map where you are literally in a space station. That map was one of the best, there were astronautes after you and while people would packapunch there would be runners, jumpers, astronautes and hellhounds after you. There are many more like this. In black ops 2 only 2 maps felt like it was a story and those maps where mob of the dead and origins and mob of the dead wasn't even that good. Origins was. The other maps would be survival or going through a fucking building.

Well now that I'm finished and you guys stopped watching Honny Boobo while jacking off to Dora the explora its time to rate them both.

Black ops 1, I would give it a 9 out of 10
and Black ops 2, I would give it a 7 out of 10.

both were good but 1 was better.

peace out. XD






Saturday, 29 December 2012

the first kid icarus

You like a tough game for the nes, the this is the game for you. You play as a character named pit (see more about him on wikipedia or on my kid icarus uprising post) and you have to go around trying to save the heavens from the under world army. The game is in 2d unlike the uprising version which is in 3d.

This game was really tough and i would have to rate a 4/10 because it wasn't really that fun of a game.

and I forgot to rate the batman games so I would rate them both a 9/10 because its a good game and no games are perfect.  

Friday, 28 December 2012

lego batman series

If you like batman, lego and rubber, then this is the game for you. In this game, you play as batman and robin and you go around in different levels that you choose in the bat cave. first you have to face riddler and his group of bad guys then you face penguin and his group of bad guys and than you face joker and his group of bad guys. After you beat them,  you go to the bonus levels where you play as bad guys like joker mr. freeze and etc. In the game, after you finish a level,  you get to play a feature called free play where you get to play as any character and that way you could get some objects that could help you through out the game. In the game, you could unlock more characters to play as in free play.







lego batman 2 is the same except you get to play as other dc characters.

Saturday, 15 December 2012

super smash bros. series

If you are big nintendo fan and you were wondering what it would be like if a whole bunch of them fought, this is the game to play.

There are three games in the series, super smash bros. for the n64, melee for the game cube and brawl for the wii. Melee and brawl are the same except for the fact that brawl has all of the levels and characters and more. In the n64 version, it is completely different. The picture is different, some of their moves are different from the newer versions and they don't have so many characters.

The n64 version I would rate a 5/10 because its a work in progress sort of game. Melee I would rate a 7/10 because it is almost there to being a great game and brawl I would have to rate 9/10 because it is great.

Friday, 14 December 2012

slender the eight pages

If you like scarey games about people sneaking up on you, then this is the game for you.

You play as a 12 year old girl in a forest trying to find all eight pages before slender man gets you. You may think its easy but its harder than you think.

If I were to describe him to you, he is an eight feet tall monster in a black suit with no face. He has eight other arms and little children will piss their pants once they see him.

So if you have little kids, don't play it.

I would have to rate this game a 8/10 because it is a game I have looking for for a long time because its a bit scarey which I like and really fun.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Naruto clash of the ninja revolution series

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

This series of naruto games is the worst of them all. Its like shonen jump didn't try to make the game or they were drunk or something.

So in other words, if you are going to play a naruto game and you don't have a ps3, just get one for the sake of playing a naruto game.

The funny thing is, they make three volumes of the game but they are all exactly the same. So if your ate going to buy one of the games ( which would make f***ing stupid ) just buy the first one.

If I were to rate this game, I would rate it a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009 out of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.