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Tuesday 8 July 2014
Thursday 3 July 2014
Banjo Kazooie series
Dear readers,
Before I talk about these games, I would just like to say that I haven't played that much of these games because every single good n64 emulator is for FUCKING PC but my friend has it on his phone and it was fun while it lasted.
I should also say that these games where made by a company made by the gods, rare ware. They where amazing at making games until they shoved themselves up their ass by selling them selves to microsoft and later I will explain what I mean when say "Present Rare Ware, go fuck yourself up the ass with a trident."
These games are about a bear named Banjo and his bird companion, Kazooie. Banjo also lives with his sister but I do not know her name and I really don't care. They also live beside an evil witch named Gruntilda who decides to kidnap Banjo's sister so you have to go around Gruntilda's house going to different worlds collecting different items and beating the levels so that later you could beat Gruntilda and get your sister back. After that it's the end and every body lives happily ever after.
They also made two other games after that call Grunty's revenge and Banjo Tooie but i never played those ones so you guys can play it for yourselves.
Years after those games people waited for the wonderful 2nd sequel (Grunty's Revenge don't count) of this series but the game didn't come out.
Now it is time to hear the horrors of this wonderful gaming series.
Rare Ware made one other Banjo Kazooie in 2008. Finally, the game I've been waiting for, the game everyone has been waiting for, Banjo threeie. Wait, no, it wasn't called that, it was called Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts for Xbox 360. Not nintendo but okay another Banjo Kazooie game. I couldn't wait to play this game. I opened the game and wow did Banjo and Kazooie get fat. The game had good graphics and stuff but then I saw something fucked up. The game is played with........ FUCKING STUPID ASS PEICE OF SHIT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS HBFU EOU HEOH DH PIUDFH F HFH HFK BBR. You make your own car and you travel around in this really frigging empty world.
Banjo Kazooie: 7/10. It was fun I just need to play it more.
Banjo Tooie and Grunty's Revenge: ?/10. Haven't played them for more then 5 seconds.
Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts: Shit/10. Lets have a public burning of all copies of this game.
Thank you and by.
Before I talk about these games, I would just like to say that I haven't played that much of these games because every single good n64 emulator is for FUCKING PC but my friend has it on his phone and it was fun while it lasted.
I should also say that these games where made by a company made by the gods, rare ware. They where amazing at making games until they shoved themselves up their ass by selling them selves to microsoft and later I will explain what I mean when say "Present Rare Ware, go fuck yourself up the ass with a trident."
These games are about a bear named Banjo and his bird companion, Kazooie. Banjo also lives with his sister but I do not know her name and I really don't care. They also live beside an evil witch named Gruntilda who decides to kidnap Banjo's sister so you have to go around Gruntilda's house going to different worlds collecting different items and beating the levels so that later you could beat Gruntilda and get your sister back. After that it's the end and every body lives happily ever after.
They also made two other games after that call Grunty's revenge and Banjo Tooie but i never played those ones so you guys can play it for yourselves.
Years after those games people waited for the wonderful 2nd sequel (Grunty's Revenge don't count) of this series but the game didn't come out.
Now it is time to hear the horrors of this wonderful gaming series.
Rare Ware made one other Banjo Kazooie in 2008. Finally, the game I've been waiting for, the game everyone has been waiting for, Banjo threeie. Wait, no, it wasn't called that, it was called Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts for Xbox 360. Not nintendo but okay another Banjo Kazooie game. I couldn't wait to play this game. I opened the game and wow did Banjo and Kazooie get fat. The game had good graphics and stuff but then I saw something fucked up. The game is played with........ FUCKING STUPID ASS PEICE OF SHIT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS HBFU EOU HEOH DH PIUDFH F HFH HFK BBR. You make your own car and you travel around in this really frigging empty world.
Banjo Kazooie: 7/10. It was fun I just need to play it more.
Banjo Tooie and Grunty's Revenge: ?/10. Haven't played them for more then 5 seconds.
Banjo Kazooie: nuts and bolts: Shit/10. Lets have a public burning of all copies of this game.
Thank you and by.
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